A Nose Like Yours

Jackson
-Thank you, but how come you´re so brown?
Chirac
-Oh, I take a lot of C-vitamines, you see, carrots, oranginas and Beroccas.
Jackson
-But how can I get a nose like yours?
Chirac
Oh, just by following these simple rules.

1. Don´t be bourgouise
2. Don´t be arrogant
3. Don´t be ignorant
4. And don´t lie

-Follow my advice and your nose will grow!

-You´re so kind, mr Chirac.